omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
I blame Disney and Joss Whedon for my love of sarcastic asshole villains.
I HATE WHEN STORYLINES HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND THEN IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A ONE-EPISODE THING AND NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO MENTION IT AGAIN OHMYGOD
feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair
Nogitsune don’t play chess but Stiles does I suppose that means that Derek is his king after all
Tyler Hoechlin attends the premiere of ‘300: Rise Of An Empire’
are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
Fact: Pansexuals have the capacity to develop one or more psychic or psionic abilities including but not limited to; telekinesis, telepathy, heightened and/or manipulative empathy, and the ability to make perfect bacon.
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
In which Isaac speaks for 85% of the fandom.
My brother and I just had a 30 minute conversation covering:
These are the kinds of mind-jumps and conversation topics two people with ADD/ADHD can cram into half an hour.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)