calliebraceras:

zdoriksandorik:

Avengers Steve Rogers Deleted Scene

WHY DO I HAVE THE FEELING THE ONLY REASON THEY CUT THIS IS BECAUSE EVEN GROWN MEN WOULD”VE SOBBED IN THEATERS???

(Source: ladyygrittesnow, via youmakemesoangry)

sheepdean:

heartdisney:

Boo’s real name is Mary, as shown briefly on one of the crayon drawings she shows to Sulley in the scene where Boo is going to sleep on Sulley’s bed. The actress who provided the voice of Boo is Mary Gibbs.

Dammit Pixar, do you guys ever sleep

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wanderection:

#b #u #l #l #s #h #i #t #welcome to denial river mickey milkovich would you like a boat tour

(Source: mickmilkovich, via pembroke)

an(other) unexpected journey:  

gyzym:

leupagus: Someone posted on one of the kinkmemes with the idea of Gandalf figuring out what the fuck bilbo’s ring was about wa-hey earlier
leupagus: and like instead of going to erebor, the whole company is like FUCK IT LET’S GO TO MOUNT DOOM
leupagus: which like
leupagus: omg
leupagus: want
gyzym: omg THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
leupagus: SO AMAZING AND SO TERRIBLE
leupagus: and so so good for me
gyzym: i feel like though that if i tried to write that fic what would end up coming out would be the story of how the fellowship of the ring happens anyway 60 years later but for different reasons
gyzym: like, by accident
leupagus: I think eeeverybody would be okay with that, bro
gyzym: I CAN’T RESIST THE “SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST MEANT TO SPEND PARTS OF THEIR LIVES TOGETHER OKAY GOD” TROPE
leupagus: WELL I MEAN
leupagus: YEAH
leupagus: CLEARLY
gyzym: the fellowship of somebody find the king of gondor already goddamn don’t you know this steward is CRAY

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(Source: aarontylers, via previouslyfamilydontendwithblood)

#I’M OF TWO MINDS ABOUT LEGOLAS GREENLEAF OF THE MIRKWOOD FOREST AND HIS TENDENCY TO STATE THE GLARINGLY OBVIOUS #i mean on the one hand #obviously this speaks to formative years spent largely ignored by thranduil the aggressive partier #’DAD’ cried baby legolas ‘I THINK THAT IF YOU KEEP DANCING SO CLOSE TO THE FIRE YOU ROBES MAY BE SET AFLAME AND THAT WORRIES ME’ #but of course thrandy ignored him #high as he was on [the general revelry/the majesty of nature/the good elvish drugs/his hatred of dwarves] #and so eventually legolas learned to just cut his losses #DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE #so much simpler #so much more likely to get an immediate reaction #BUT ON THE OTHER HAND #there’s the ‘kid they spoiled the shit out of you for reasons of your being the party king’s son’ theory #in which legolas in his formative years received far too much praise for literally everything he ever said #LOOK A BIRD said baby legolas #and everyone cried WHY YES IT IS A BIRD YOU ARE SUCH A SMART LITTLE BABY ELF YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE #[i mean these are thrandy’s subjects you gotta assume they’re used to sucking up to the vapid blonde leadership] #[at least one and probably dozens of these elves were there the day they turned back from erebor after all] #[crying OH THRANDY WHAT A GOOD CHOICE IT WAS TO MAKE US COME ALL THE WAY HERE OUT ONLY TO TURN BACK WITHOUT HELPING BEST KING EVER!!] #[so like. it’s not like offering up ridiculous unwarranted praise would be NEW or anything] #but my point is #in scenario two (aka the ‘spoiled princeling’ scenario) #legolas grew up thinking that ALL OF HIS OBSERVATIONS WERE MOMENTS OF GENIUS #and he’s 700 years old okay that’s a lot of time to be walking around thinking shit like #’the sky is blue! i wonder if anyone ever noticed before. maybe they haven’t. perhaps i should alert someone!’ #and now it’s too late for him #he’ll be stating the obvious forever #’a diversion!’ he says #yeah genius #we know.

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justapinchofwolfsbane:

Tyler Hoechlin, what a lovely asshole. 

(via youmakemesoangry)

• Me: I'm gonna start going to school to become a mortician.
• Him: That's awesome! Six Feet Under style? Or... something else?
• Me: Not sure. I just know that the general masses of the living piss me off, so I'm gonna play with dead people.
• Him: This is wise. They say the dead do not talk back, but simply listen. Venting to a corpse can be quite healthy, under the right circumstances.
• Me: ...I was gonna make a pun about putting a vent in a corpse, but didn't know how to word it. So just appreciate my wit from allusions.

calibornthisgay:

My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical

featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”

(Source: flyakamaizyolo, via deathbedscene)